Things People Send Me
Hey, alright. Yeah, this is a new idea for me. You see, people send me things by
email alot, and then I have to do something with them. So, I'm going to put them
here, so everyone can see.
Now I'm thinking, do these things deserve captions or explainations? Nope, fuck 'em.
I haven't seriously looked at this yet, but it's better off here than
sitting in my email box.
1. Grab a calculator (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?
I got this in an anonymous message on my answering machine. It was kinda hard to
hear, and I still don't get the point, but if I had to guess, I'd bet it's Mike Daly talking:
My buddy Mike is asking his science teacher,
and the science teacher couldn't figure it out, for the life of him.
He said there was a pencil, and he goes,
'tell me how this fits into Physics',
and he was like, 'I think it's static electricity',
and he went ... short pause ... like that,
and the science teacher's like, 'how did he do that?'
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